Get a free hat.
And a free model review.
Sign up for a one-year Profitual subscription and we'll ship you a premium embroidered cap — plus a one-time financial-model review with an expert FP&A pro. No catch. Just good numbers and a great hat.
New annual subscribers · one hat & review per customer · while supplies last.
Two gifts, one signup.
One annual subscription. One cap for your head, one expert for your model.
The hat
A genuinely nice, premium embroidered cap — not a landfill freebie. Structured build, clean stitching, and two colorways to choose from. The kind of hat you'll actually reach for.
The model review
A one-time, one-on-one session with an expert FP&A professional who pressure-tests your financial model — assumptions, runway, unit economics, investor-readiness — and hands you a plan. Real, senior FP&A time, free with your plan.
Choose your colorway
Two ways to wear the growth. Tell us which one when you sign up.
The Classic
5-panel · wordmarkCream crown, navy brim, PROFITUAL stitched clean across the front. Understated flex for the boardroom-to-brewery crowd.
The Trucker
Snapback · mesh backAll-navy Yupoong trucker with the green “P” growth mark front and center. Breathable, adjustable, endlessly wearable.
The hat is great. The review is priceless.
We give away a lot of hats. What founders actually rave about is the hour with an FP&A pro who's seen hundreds of models and knows exactly where yours will get poked.
Claim yoursAssumptions, pressure-tested
An FP&A pro walks your revenue drivers, growth rates, and cost assumptions to find what's optimistic, what's missing, and what won't survive a due-diligence conversation.
Runway & cash reality
We sanity-check your burn, runway, and cash timing so you know exactly how long you've got — and what moves the needle most.
Unit economics that hold up
Margins, CAC, payback, LTV — we make sure the numbers underneath the story actually add up.
Investor-ready polish
Leave with a prioritized punch-list of fixes so your model reads like it was built by someone who's raised before.
How it works
Three steps between you and a very good hat.
Sign up for an annual plan
Pick any Profitual plan on a one-year subscription. That single choice unlocks the whole bundle.
Book your review & pick your hat
We put your one-on-one model review on the calendar and ask which colorway to ship.
Meet your FP&A expert
Sit down with a real financial professional who tears through your model and hands you a plan.
Grab the plan. Grab the hat.
Go annual today and walk away with a premium cap and an expert model review. Your forecast — and your wardrobe — will thank you.
Free hat and one-time model review available to new annual subscribers. One per customer, while supplies last. Colorway and sizing confirmed after signup.